she looked like the bat from fern gully.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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