I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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