he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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