Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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