Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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