Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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