he wants to bone in the snuggie
is wine microwaveable?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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