i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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