Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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