no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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