just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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