covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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