Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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