I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Farmville is her only friend.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Randomize
