I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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