Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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