? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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