Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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