Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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