I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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