Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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