His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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