I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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