Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Randomize
