He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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