That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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