so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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