It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
