I want to stick my p in your. b.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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