Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
pop tarts are not kleenex
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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