Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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