Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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