I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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