More tranny stories later!
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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