your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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