Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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