I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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