Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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