This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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