You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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