it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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