Can Purell be used as lube?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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