would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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