They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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