I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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