I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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