Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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