So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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