There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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