Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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